There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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