I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Dicks are not precious.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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