How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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