I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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