Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize
