Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
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