why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
