You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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