I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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