Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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