why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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