It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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