Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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