they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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