Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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