dude i'm inner monologue high
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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