apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Terrible idea I love it
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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