Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
So squirting runs in the family.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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