i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Sorry my hands just texted you
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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