I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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