oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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