So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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