Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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