If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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