Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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