I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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