I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Randomize
