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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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