Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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