Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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