How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
