Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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