All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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