Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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