question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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