quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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