oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
