In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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