haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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