Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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