How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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