WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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