i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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