Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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