if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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