If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
where am i from again
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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