whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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