Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize
