No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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