No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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